The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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