how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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