Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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