I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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