turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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