This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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