did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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