One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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