I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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