marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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