i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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