i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My vagina just recognized that song.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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