I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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