But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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