so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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