yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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