I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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