So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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