Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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