Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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