We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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