She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
