god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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