Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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