Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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