Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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