she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
