Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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