You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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