How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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