Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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