i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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