last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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