Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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