HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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