Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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