bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
