he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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