Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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