I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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