I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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