i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
