I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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