Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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