it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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