Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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