in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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