i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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