why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
