Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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