SEEEEXXX PLEASE
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
