She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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