he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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