He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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