Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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