officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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