Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
