Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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